Friday, November 19, 2010

What HAVE I Done?

Having survived thus far (we are at T minus 5 class sessions and counting!) I find myself in a panic because I have one paper that is due by December 6 at 3:45 and it covers material that makes absolutely NO sense to me, whatsoever. I read this stuff and no matter how often I read it, find myself scratching my head and saying, "What..huh?"

I have to say, folks, that never in all my days as a student - and I am talking about all the way back to my first day in kindergarten! - have I felt as stupid as I have this semester, just in this one particular class.

Try as I might, I cannot make heads or tails of the material. The book is unbelievably BORING and the professor never teaches from it, which leads one to ask the question: Why in the world did the professor assign the text? I am not a proponent of book burning, but I have to tell you, this is one occasion in which I will cheerfully make an exception.

The instant this class is over, I am headed to my backyard, where, far from any structure or other flammable materiel, I am going to RIP up the textbook and I am going to BURN IT. And then I am going to spit on the ashes.

Have a nice weekend!

No comments:

Post a Comment

You are welcome to leave a comment in the space provided. There are a few rules, a bit of quid pro quo, if you will.

1. Absolutely NO profanity.
2. I value your opinion - but refrain from personal attacks of any sort. I wouldn't do it to you, and I would hope that you would not attack me.
3. NO PORNOGRAPHY or references to such.
4. No hate mail or threats.

Basically, if you can't say something nice (as my mother always told me) - don't say anything at all!

Comments that do not adhere to the guidelines above will be permanently deleted by me and you will be barred from this blog.

I look forward to reading your comments...